Here’s the skinny on autographed, personalized books for the holidays

It’s that time of year again…

… and even though this year has been extremely different from those past, it is still possible to get personalized books shipped wherever you want, wrapped up and ready to go.

I am, as always, working with my beloved independent bookstore in Asheville, NC, Malaprop’s, to offer personalized, autographed copies of my books. Signed, personalized books make great gifts and autographing eReaders simply hasn’t taken off yet.

If you want an autographed book you can call Malaprop’s directly at 1-800-441-9829 or 828-254-6734. The store is chock full of helpful, cheerful folks. Once one of these charmers answers the phone, just tell them which book(s) you want to order, the author’s name—that's me—and how you would like the inscription to read.

FOR TIMELY DELIVERY: ORDER SOONER RATHER THAN LATER.

What about those inscriptions?

How do you want the book personalized? To you? To the in-law you’re always trying to suck up to? Do you want it to say “Merry Christmas,” “Happy Holidays,” “For a history buff,” or nothing at all so that you may re-gift at will? Will I inscribe anything that you desire? Oh no, my dears, I absolutely will not. Outright offensive or just weirdly personal inscription requests will be completely ignored. So there. Once you’ve decided on your (sane, courteous) inscription request, Malaprop’s can handle it. Simply give them your payment information and shipping address. 

What about gift wrapping?

Yes indeed, they gift wrap! I told you they were wonderful. So, you can have that autographed book gift-wrapped AND have a gift card slapped on it. That package of holiday reading cheer will be shipped wherever you want and will arrive ready to be shoved under a tree, stuck in a (larger than usual) stocking, placed next to the menorah, or donated to your local library.

My books are available wherever books are sold, and if you would like to patronize an independent bookstore closer to your neck of the woods while shopping from the convenience of your own home, pay a visit to bookshop.org. Links to all vendors can be found on my “Buy” page.

Happy Happy Merry Merry Joy Joy!

Here’s the skinny on autographed, personalized books for the holidays

It’s that time of year again…

… and even though this year has been extremely different from those past, it is still possible to get personalized books shipped wherever you want, wrapped up and ready to go.

I am, as always, working with my beloved independent bookstore in Asheville, NC, Malaprop’s, to offer personalized, autographed copies of my books. Signed, personalized books make great gifts and autographing eReaders simply hasn’t taken off yet.

If you want an autographed book you can call Malaprop’s directly at 1-800-441-9829 or 828-254-6734. The store is chock full of helpful, cheerful folks. Once one of these charmers answers the phone, just tell them which book(s) you want to order, the author’s name—that's me—and how you would like the inscription to read. FOR TIMELY DELIVERY: Order by December 14th. You may also order at the link below.

Sooner is better depending on your needs. Might it arrive sooner than you think? Possibly. But this year has been nothing if not unpredictable and chaotic, and who needs the added seasonal stress?

What about those inscriptions?

How do you want the book personalized? To you? To the in-law you’re always trying to suck up to? Do you want it to say “Merry Christmas,” “Happy Holidays,” “For a history buff,” or nothing at all so that you may re-gift at will? Will I inscribe anything that you desire? Oh no, my dears, I absolutely will not. Outright offensive or just weirdly personal inscription requests will be completely ignored. So there. Once you’ve decided on your (sane, courteous) inscription request, Malaprop’s can handle it. Simply give them your payment information and shipping address. 

What about gift wrapping?

Yes indeed, they gift wrap! I told you they were wonderful. So, you can have that autographed book gift-wrapped AND have a gift card slapped on it. That package of holiday reading cheer will be shipped wherever you want and will arrive ready to be shoved under a tree, stuck in a (larger than usual) stocking, placed next to the menorah, or donated to your local library.

My books are available wherever books are sold, and if you would like to patronize an independent bookstore closer to your neck of the woods while shopping from the convenience of your own home, pay a visit to bookshop.org. Links to all vendors can be found on my “Buy” page.

Happy Happy Merry Merry!